The Movie: Gremlins (1984)
What Is It?: The
holiday season begins for a week straight at the Psychobabble Drive-In with the
nastiest Christmas movie ever peddled to kids. Insufferably adorable fuzz
puppet births a brood of back babies after Corey Feldman gives it an accidental
bath. The offspring rapidly mature into reptilian fun lovers who enjoy nothing
more than Disney movies and Christmas caroling. Terrible things happen to Polly
Holliday and Santa Claus. Feldman emerges unscathed.
Why Today?: Today
is Go Caroling Day.
